– Cutting the grass can be amazingly therapeutic.
– Robins can be fed to become the size of pigeons.
– Pigeons can get so fat that they cannot take off from the lawn.
– The greatest invention after sliced bread is the fast-forward button on the remote control.
– You don’t have to dust books. Just read them.
– Cancelling things are okay.
– Passing a kidney stone during lock-down is not recommended.
– Playing chess against a computer is not fun. You always lose.
– Home deliveries are the highlights of the day.
– Footballers, actors, stars are not important. They are very boring people with lots of money.
– It’s okay to cry in the garden, behind the summer house.
– Trees can be a very good sanctuary.
– The time is now.
– There is never ever anything on any streaming service you are subscribed to.
– “Small people” are the most important people.
– Morning coffee is the most important drink of the day.
– Anger as a form of expressions should be abolished by law.
– Inner silence can be achieved without mediation, chanting or prayer.
– Food tastes better when prepared at home.
– Gardening is better than gym. And healthier.
– You don’t have to look good to feel good.
– The internet is good but social media platforms are soul destroyers.
– Listening to the radio is like reading a daily newspaper.
– Wearing designer clothes is a sign of weakness. Not money. Or power.
– Be grateful for tap water, electricity, heating, the fridge and cooker. All in one place. Home.
– Alcohol is a terrific aphrodisiac which gives you a horrendous headache.
– There is no priest, shaman, Buddha or tarot reader who can predict the future. You have to do it on your own. And go for it.